Obama Sin Xardenrith MCXXVIII

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“Xifl.”

~ Caligula on Hogrsewash McXxviisson. It was a case of mistaken identity, okay?

Obama Sin Xardenrith MCXXVIII, or Obama Sin Tin Nin Nvin Ting Ting II Hitler Mugarbe MCCX G'Ngobwop Xok Mun Xardenrith MCXXVIII son of Kartographiyawu Mung Beans III Sin Woplrofl XIII Thatladyfromthesoundofmusicssurname Sun Xardenrith CXVII for shooort (he doesn't like it when you abbreviate his name to that) is a famous polynesian minimalist decorator, or so his passport (titled Nashonal Pisspot de Angrais) would tell you. Obama is reknowned for having the longest birth certificate known to man, reading on it:

Obama Sin Tin Nin Nvin Ting Ting II Hitler Mugarbe MCCX G'Ngobwop Xok Mun Xardenrith MCXXVIII son of Kartographiyawu Mung Beans III Sin Woplrofl XIII Thatladyfromthesoundofmusicssurname Sun Xardenrith CXVII, born on the Sextertuyishaidpuyotolongday 17th of Xiflropmogkixxxlilmsidecembertime, 2019482, in Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburi...
...romudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit
Hoospital, Thailand, Asialand, Earthland, Gravyitationalplaceland, Universal Studios, Kent, England. Signed Dr. Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu

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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis VI

This being the first paragraph. Pfft, you shouldn't be reading it, it's child's stuff. It actually degenerates into a 1500-page book on the emotional journey of the murderer in the Morris Dancer massacre of 1988. Now that's just low.

Where is Obama Sin Xardenrith MCXXVII?[edit]

Somewhere around here.

Not to be confused with:[edit]

Obama bin Laden[edit]

Obama bin Laden is a slightly liberal terrorist. He is as cool as fire. is initials, OBL, or Old Big Loser, is not nearly as awesome as Barack Obama, and 2000X worse than Osama bin Laden. Even you are better than him.

Osama bin Laden[edit]

Who the fuck is he?

Obama Biden[edit]

Obama Biden is the result of Obama and Joe Biden (pronounced bee-dung) fused together with a Yu-Gi-Oh card during a match with JohnMcDonalds.