One-use button

You can freely use the one-use button. But be careful and think when to use it, because there is only one use. No more. No less.

What can it do?

I do not know. It can do wonders, it can do miracles, it can make your life a nightmare. But alas, I cannot predict its behavior. Because I am careful and I think when is the time to use it, because there is only one use. No more. No less.

How does it look like?

It's big. And red. And dangerous. Very dangerous. Its outcome can be very twisty. It can be found in all shapes. Shapes are, after all, not so important. What's important is using the button in the right time, at the right place... as far as I know, nobody has an idea what could the right time or place be, and there is a chance that it doesn't even exist. But, that part of the mystery is waiting for you. If you are brave and courageous enough, you will see what is the missing piece of the puzzle. I know you are the one. I have a feeling that you are the one.

How many times can I use it?

What are you, some kind of a joker? Or you are just stupid? I think you aren't taking this seriously. You know, this button could do anything, for solving every problem to ruining every problem. Nobody knows what can it do. Maybe it will put frogs in your nose. Ribbit ribbit ribbit.

How does it work?

I will be honest with you. I have been thinking the same. But, as time goes on, you will slowly find an answer to that question. You know how they say, patience is a virtue. If you are patient enough, everything will find its way.

Oh my god, Wilson, did you drink? AGAIN???

Yes.

I have pressed the button, now what?

Wait. Wait. Maybe it wasn't the brightest solution to press that button. But, after all, if we never try, we will never discover. But do you know what did it do? No? Well, there might be a chance that nothing will happen.

Is this some kind of a hoax?

No, I promise you, it is not. There is no reason for me to lie and spread hoaxes to you. Except, of course, if I want to laugh a bit. But nobody should laugh about this. This is very serious. Just look at my face. Am I laughing? No, obviously not. That means I am very serious. This button is very important to humanity. We just don't know what does it do.

Who created it?

Well, somebody must created it. Maybe aliens created it, maybe it's Weird Al... I guess that question will be left unanswered. I hate when we are left with unanswered questions, but you must adapt to the situation. In terms of this button, we will never get answers.