Open Biden

In the United States House of Representatives, we don't say "open sesame" to open doors, we say "open Biden." Open Biden. Open Biden opens doors.

I made the mistake of telling my kids about Joe Biden.

Now they won't stop saying "open Biden." They're probably going to summon a bunch of leprechauns from the 9th circle of hell and make January 6th look like Girl Scouts selling Girl Scout cookies. They are far too expensive these days. Thanks Obama TRUMP!!!!!! You didn't respond to Coronavirus and now Americans can't afford freezers full of ice cream so we need to send them stimulus checks and now there's INFLATION! Darn it.

So yeah, that'll just be one baconator, a side of fries, and a frosty please.