Owen Wilson
“WOW!”
“KA-CHOW!”
Owen Wilson (born in 1968) is an American actor, comedian, and middle aged white dude with a crooked weird ass nose. But he ain't ugly, tho! And he's fairly talented and funny as well!
Early life[edit | edit source]
Wilson was born in 1968 somewhere in Texas. His mom is an author and illustrator. His younger brother is fellow actor, Luke Wilson. Wilson graduated from high school in 1986 or 1987, and than went on to Texas State University where he met his future friend and partner-in-crime, director Wes Anderson.
Almost joining the military[edit | edit source]
This never happened, but it almost did. Whoo!
List of movies he's been in (not in any particular order)[edit | edit source]
Bottle Rocket (1996) The Royal Douches (2001) The Darjeeling Indian Train-Thingy (2007) Cars (2006) Starsky and Hutch (2004) Wedding Asshole Douches (2007) Wonder (2017) Drillbit Hitler (2008) The Life Aquatic With Steve Zit Zoo (2004) Fantastic Mr. Furry (2009) Isle of Dogs (2012) Cars 2 A.K.A. The One That Fucking Sucked Ass (2011) Cars 3 (Seriously, Really? A 3rd One?) (2017)
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Wilson has 3 children, one of which he's never even met yet because of the fact that he's somewhat of a deadbeat father.
Wilson's distinctive almost Ringo Starr like nose (but not quite) nose is the result of an unexplained injury from his youth, which may have been caused by shoving a pencil led up his nostril to clean the damn thing.