PTA

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The PTA or People's Terrorist Army is a group of glorious freedom fighters who are all heavily armed and will stop at nothing to overpopulate the world with their kind in order to please Allah.

If you should happen to spot or encounter anyone claiming to be a member of the PTA, do not call 112.

Call your local arms dealer instead. There's no time to waste!

See also

• PLO
• Al Queda
• Psychopathic Teachers Association
• Professional Tennis Association
• Pedantic Typo Advisers