Pac-Man's Grandma

Pac-Man's Grandma is a conspiracy theory invented by the evil Koopas during the Middle Ages. She was created by a fat pile of lasagna in order to justify the creation of pancreatic stuffs by many of the citizens of the day who were obsessed with her enough to part with a buffalo nickel. Dots were her primary obsession, but she also was scared of ghosts for some odd reason. She became old and died.