Page Down

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“Page down”

~ Rihanna

Page Down (pronounced "PgDn", IPA /pɪkdʌn/) is a button on the generic computer keyboard design which moves the user's field of view of a page down slightly. This has caused much controversy and anarchy, due to people wondering—"Why don't we just use our mouses to scroll down?" This just shows the danger of free thinking.