Pay attention kids
HEY KIDS! Are you bored with your computer? Are you bored with Bebo MySpace Facebook Twitter? F*** YES YOU ARE, because you don't have UBER CONSOLE OF DOOM!11! And if you don't have UBER CONSOLE OF DOOM, YOU ARE A HOLLOW EMOTIONLESS SHELL OF A HUMAN BEING! Get down to your local f***ing store and buy our f***ing product!
Why should you buy our product?[edit | edit source]
GOOD QUESTION, YOU PERSISTENT LITTLE ****!!!1 You should buy UBER CONSOLE OF DOOM because...
- It has BAD GRAPHICS!
- It has ALRIGHT SOUND!11!1
- You can CHAT TO PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!11!
- You can PWN SUM N33BZ WIT Y3R SNYPURR MIZZILE GUNZ0R1!!11
- ILLOGICOPEDIA!1!1@@@!!1
Where can you buy it?[edit | edit source]
WHY THE **** DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME QUESTI-- umm, all good games stores. ahem.
LOOK AT THESE SCREENSHOTS KIDS!
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SO DOWNLOAD GOOGLE CHROME OR UPGRADE TO IE9 IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO GUYS!
WHOOPS! NO SCREENSHOTS! AINT THAT A KICK IN THE BALLS, KIDS!?! I can assure you if there were screenshots they'd be AWESOME!! FULL OF EXPLOSIONS!1 NUMBERS!!1!! EMO LOOKING VILLIANS!! COOL HEROES!!1!! STUFF HAPPENS! LOOK!1
AAAAAAHHH!