Pfargtl

Made in China, this bad boy goes well with fries. German fries.

(See what I did there?)

It's kinda hweird, like cool hwip.

(Family Guy reference)

I'm bored.

(Wait, what?)

Pfargtl was founded sometime before today

(Maybe)

It has no real meaning or significance

(Well, yeah... I suppose)

It is probably just some juvenile made-up word

(Hey! Don't diss the Pfargtl)

It might be the word crossover between Parfeit, fart and HTML.

(The Lies!)

Even the article on it sucks

(Only because you're here)

What a lacklustre word.

(Boo you)

Sub-par

(You wanna make something of it?)

Hey what's that noise?

(Me, ya barsteward)

Wut?

(Yeah, you 'eard me. Insulting the Pfargtl you noob!)

Oh really, let's go pretty boy.

*Grapple*

Damm, my arm

(Quick, someone get the magic sponge)