Today

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Today was not yesterday and henceforth tomorrow shall be today when it arrives as was yesterday when it was the current time and then it was today, however today is not yesterday and that doesn't mean that yesterday wasn't today when yesterday was today. Therefore today will soon Be yesterday and today was once Tomorrow but it is no longer a member of tomorrowness unless you are in the past. OMG YUR IN TEH PAST!!

Today is: Thursday

Whoa, so today was not yesterday because then yesterday would have been tomorrow in two days... my head is so thick that yesterday and tomorrow together can make a weeks worth of sugar cane!

Sensible Days
of Sanity:
  Monday | Bunday | Funday | Friday | Tuesday | Saturday | Santaday | Sunday  
  Thursday | Yesterday | Today | Tomorrow  
of Insanity:
  Eebleday | Bleebleday | Squeebleday | Eeblesonkday | Fatterday | Fnurdleday
Sjinkday | Frinkday | Sonkday