Pie rat

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“At least it wasn't a pie rat”

~ Anita Bryant

Ah, the pie rat. They are a race of animals who live in holes in boats, steal stuff, unleash bubonic plague, claymore stuff, unleash more plagues like the mnemonic plague, say...no wait they can't say stuff, and unleash a lot more plagues.

They are not to be confused with pirates, rat pies, rats that eat pies and poorats. They are pie rats. Yeesh, how long does....no wait, this article bears a shocking resemblance to Pirate, don't you think? Oh well, i'll just have to change the starting all over again....

AHHHH! IT'S THE PIEEEE RATTTT!

AHHHH! IT'S THE PIEEEE RATTTT! DAYS ARE A MEASUREENT OF TIME! THEY WERE INVENTED IN THE SOMETHING'TH CENTURY! They live in days, unleash trime, day more stuff, unleash more time, say...no WAY THEY CANNOT SAY STUFF! Hence it must be mute.

Day are not to be confused with they, yed, rat days, days that eat yats and hay.

Appearance[edit]

They have long whiskers, a black eyepatch, some strange shirt that's all blue and white, pirate hats and they like cannonballs. But do days like cannonballs? I THINK NOT!

A-bleh to you, ugly bananas.

History of Pierats[edit]

The Beginning of the Pie rat[edit]

Well, the pie rat strated when that first pirate, Pye' Rat or something like that. Blah, they rob stuff and find boats.

SONG:

CHEW

CHEW

CHEW

CHHEHEHWEHWEHEHWEHW!

(breathing heavily)

Pie rats go to medieval england[edit]

On a boat, they were accompanied by pirates. Then *JACK IS IN A POT* they met the King of the Thing, and he said:

"HI! I LIKE PIE!!!! NO WAIT, I DON'T...WHO SAID THAT?"

CI2:I DID!

(they shoot him)

So anyway, they became his rodeo clowns, and the pie rats unleash plagues and stuff. ARR.

The Golden Age Of Pie Rats[edit]

Pie rats dominate teh world, and stuff like that. Everyone became pirates, who tried to take over the world, no wait also rats became pie rats, and stuff like that. Why in fact, there's a japanese comic on this sort of thing, it's called One Peas Swimwear or something like that. Blah.

A-BLEHHHHH!

The Silver Age Of Pirates[edit]

Hey look, a money-grabbing thingermabobber. His name is a lawyer, aged 2304 years and 29348 cm in size, and his weight is officially 32948 kg. They fight, and in fact, some Pheonix dude tries to eat them all, he wipes out pie rats with his car's windscreen wiper and they all got flushed away. Hah, seen the movie, it was based on this. Not toilets, but not falling down toilets, but flying up them....no wait, that's wrong.

Pie rats get wiped out this time without windscreen wiping things[edit]

They get wiped out, but with wipers that are not for windscreens. yeesh.

The Final Days Of Pie rats[edit]

Blah, only like 18 pie rats left, so they are like stuff and stuff they are doing. Shivil War, rats vs. sewer rats, blah. Lawyers stomp them all, everyone dies of cancer, world explodes, guy diving implodes, guts fly everywhere, people's ribs hurt and everyone dies once again, after cancer.

A-BLEH!

But piracy still remains......

IN DeeVeeDees!

Their Catchphrase[edit]

See Chew Chew for more information

Pie rat song[edit]

WE chew,

we chew,

and we chew.

CHOO CHOO TRAIN!

See also[edit]

HI YA KIDS!!