Protist
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A protist is an organism that holds demonstrations. It kind of looks like a bean with a demonstration banner thing. However it is very small which is why no-one really cares, just like a protist.
Hah! I bet you actually highlighted the censored word which is actually a piece of this article.
I think I shall now protist against you.
The protest against protists[edit | edit source]
In 1964, English teachers protested against the bad spelling of protest, or now known as "protist", until they realized that was how you spelt "protist" and so "protist-ed" against themselves. This lead to the closing of 22 schools, the death of 3 teachers and 19 schoolchildren being injured, along with the birth of Michael Jackson.
The era of Protistanism[edit | edit source]
Also known as Badspellingnism.
But that's not a religion.