Rats hold the secret key to the mists of Avalon, so don't muck em' up.
Rata tat tat two rats on ma back[edit | edit source]
- Dock leaves cure everything, even aids so put dock leaves on there t'ok?
- Dock your back up with dock leaves, I can't stress this enough.
- This is a third one. Ha, fooled ya.
Diet[edit | edit source]
- Crap soup
- Oat de la crapulence
- Holy French crap cakes. (made in Germany)
- Oh, wait I cant see this one, its, its, its... Blurry crap shitcakes.
- Yo mormer
Life[edit | edit source]
We're the rats!
We pray at night we stalk at night, we're the rats!
I'M DA GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULEZ
Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into!