Everything
Everything is what you get when you add all somethings together. However, as nothing is a something, and something added to nothing is something, you get something, therefore everything = something which is not everything.
Therefore, communism was right all along. Everything is something, but something is nothing. But hey, it's the thought that counts.
Everything is British. Apart from America, hamburgers, Rwandan quiche farmers, kangaroos, large holes in the ozone layer, London and nice shirts.
Famous quotes[edit | edit source]
"Make me one with everything."
Guy at a hotdog stand
"Everything / In its right place / Yesterday, I woke up sucking a lemon"
Some Brit with a microphone
Everything is / Broken / Everyone is / Broken"
The same Brit but probably not with the same microphone
See also[edit | edit source]
| Everything | |
| Primary measures | Time • Space • God • Existence • Exist"A"nce • Gravity • Electricity |
| Worlds | The Universe • World of Warcraft • Hello world • Anti-Earth |
| Beliefs | Christianity • Paganism • Buddhism • Christianity • Randomism • Causation • Scientology • Atheism |