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Everything is what you get when you add all somethings together. However, as nothing is a something, and something added to nothing is something, you get something, therefore everything = something which is not everything.

Therefore, communism was right all along. Everything is something, but something is nothing. But hey, it's the thought that counts.

Everything is British. Apart from America, hamburgers, Rwandan quiche farmers, kangaroos, large holes in the ozone layer and nice shirts.

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"Make me one with everything."

Guy at a hotdog stand

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Primary measures TimeSpaceGodExistenceExist"A"nceGravityElectricity
Worlds The UniverseWorld of WarcraftHello worldAnti-Earth
Beliefs ChristianityPaganismBuddhismChristianityRandomismCausationScientologyAtheism