Reaction Man
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| Deputy: | My Face When | |
| Nationality: | Artwork | |
| Term of office: | The Past – The Future | |
| Preceded by: | Troll Face | |
| Succeeded by: | Awesome Face | |
| Date of birth: | The Past | |
| Place of birth: | MS Paint | |
| Date of death: | Not dead yet | |
| Place of death: | Not dead yet | |
| Spouse: | n/a | |
| Political party: | Your Personal Army | |
Reaction Man is an Internet superhero. Whenever there is trouble on the Internet, Reaction Man is there to save the day.
The many personas of Reaction Man[edit | edit source]
Due to the wide variety of problems that plague the Internet, Reaction Man has to take on many different personas in order to fix them all.
The personas of Reaction Man[edit | edit source]
Reaction Man in his normal persona.
Reaction Man as The Comrade.
Reaction Man as Jesus Christ.
Reaction Man as The Klansman.
Reaction Man as Neo.
Reaction Man as Pac-Man.
Reaction Man as The Pothead.
Reaction Man as The Racist Stereotype.
Reaction Man as Ash Ketchum.
Reaction Man's various catchphrases[edit | edit source]
The Comrade[edit | edit source]
“Is there a Russian in need of whitening? I can do that.”
Jesus Christ[edit | edit source]
“Is there a soul in need of saving? I can do that.”
The Klansman[edit | edit source]
“Is there a minority in need of lynching? I can do that.”
Neo[edit | edit source]
“Is there a glitch in need of fixing? I can do that.”
Pac-Man[edit | edit source]
“Is there a ghost in need of eating? I can do that.”
The Pothead[edit | edit source]
“Is there some pot in need of smoking? I can do that.”
The Racist Stereotype[edit | edit source]
“Is there a white guy in need of alienating? I can do that.”
Ash Ketchum[edit | edit source]
“Is there a Pokémon in need of training? I can do that.”