Richard of the Needle

“Needle Richard! Needle Richard! Needle needle needle Richard!”

~ Irate person on vague innuendo

This article isn't rubbish, it just needs a bit of Ooompah Loompah juice. Which is to say, er, something.

Oligatory keyboard mash

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Oh look!

HOT INDIAN GUY ON TV OMG OMG OMG.

“Actually I'm from Bangladesh, you racist!”

~ on Guy on TV

Wow! My TV can talk to me. Incredible.