Right Said Fred
There are many things they are too sexy for...
But not the destroying of your computer. SRSLI you don't know the awesome rad powers of their shirts.
“My shirt has gone through a rigorous washing regime! Yaaay! *claps hands very camply*”
“OMG! Why has my shirt got anti-semitic graffiti on it? COoOol!”
“Oh yeah? Well my shirt has other tiny shirts orbiting it!”
“OMG let's run for mayor in the London Elections 2007!”
“My shirt still pwns cats supreme”