Mum's Superman

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Hello Hebrews and Shebrews (and Brewskis).

Today I would like to warn you about a serious threat to your computer - your mum's super man. Despite his muscly outward appearance inside he is really Superman's mum. By downloading stinky soup-pour cheese you will invoke an ancient power known as the oddly placed bear trap. This bear trap is oddly placed and will cause your mum's superman to trip, fall, die, eat, drink and be merry. This will, in turn, make your computer want to join in the fun. While initially harmless the computer will engage your mum in a drinking contest. Whilst the pouring of alcoholic liquid is good for your computer your mum will become irrational after a sip of water and smash your computer 'til she has an attack of the "MUNCHIES".