Rine

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Rine is what you get if you've just brought a nice raspberry jam and then a ghost decides to inhabit it. This develops out of ectoplasmic disturbance and thus rine on your rim. Rine has, in fact affected many famous people. Samuel Peeps had Rine on his jam jar so he melted it to prevent derination.

The origin of rine[edit | edit source]

Rine is the outcome of ectoplasm which floats through the internal structure of a ghost. Once rine embeds itself in a jam jar the dots of green fluorescence take haven within the rim of the jar, thus rine.

Modern day rine issues[edit | edit source]

The man Barry Scott claims his powerful bleach substitute known for rine removal can loosen the ectoplasmic atoms and make the base of the rine sticky. Many experts dismiss this as "forking shiz" but I used it and it looked fine. After the atoms forced themselves into my skull.

Characteristics[edit | edit source]

  1. Sickly green looking and smells of coconut milk.
  2. Wobbly and slightly off-putting if your hand moved unto the jam.
  3. It puts fear into your soul for some unexplained reason. Run!