Rocket Sled, the childrens game

Ever play Rocket Sled? No?

Well, you ones, let me tel you a tale of a cherished children’s game. First, you lay prone on a snow sled, on level ground. Anus exposed. A second will slowly and slightly… SLIGHTLY insert a hose end connected to pressurized oxygen, slightly… SLIGHTLY inflating the colon, displacing some methane and carbon dioxide. When ready, the second holds a heat source next to the sledders anus. The sledder then farts. Furthest distance wins.