Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Romance of the Three Kingdoms was happy, because it was adapted into a ballet and performed by royal fruit-bearing eunuches. Before that, it existed as a tree, and even further into the past, a novel which followed a chronological order and portrayed the epic saga of the last days of the Han dynasty is a compilation of history and legend (sorry I copied a few more words than needed), systematically arranging events by date, deliciousness, and distance to the author.
Plot[edit | edit source]
On the first page, a great number of characters were introduced - more than the entire cast of Game of Thrones (TV show), albeit smaller than the contemporary novel Tales by the Lake. The author utilized parallelism to flesh out the sociopolitical scene, and implemented multiprocessing to increase communication efficiency. Because of optimised optimizations, efficiency more than doubled, and time in the novel sped up, so gravity felt greater for the characters (they fall faster). The increase of gravity stipulated that the empire should go down for its massive mass. Therefore, many juntas formed and war soon broke out.
Then, romance happened among the characters. Some of them loved each other, others loathed each other. A complete relationship diagram may be viewed on Wikipedia, which takes up 2.5 acres of land if laid out.