Run-a-rounded

Run-a-rounded was a French historian who followed the golden tune.

I know about running!

NO YOU DONT!
You see.
YOU KNOW ABOUT RUINING. I made a joke.
As you can tell, running and ruining are similar. HOWEVER, they are not congruent.

Queen Elizibeth's favorite color was orange.

A cow is not as large as William HOWARD Taft.

Jelly beans are based off of severed fingers.

Napolean named his pet pig 'napolean'. Napolean the pig grew up to take control of a farm and named in Crayon-tull Farm. (not animal farm, that name is stupid.)

EVERYONE WANTS UGLY ONES IN SOUP BUT NOT IN THEIR HAIR!