SOCKKKK!
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I DON'T SEE ANY SOCKKK!
YOU SAID IT WRONG!
I DID? YUP! IT'S PRONOUNCED sock-ke-ke-ke not sock-ke-ke!
OH, ALL RIGHTY THEN...I DON'T SEE ANY SOCKKK NOT SOCKKK!
No no no! this won't do!
WHAT WON'T DO? MY SHOE!
Are you serious?
No. Ah, thank goodness then. So now say it with me.
It with me.
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Me, nooo. That's pronounced no-oh-oh-oh or a loud droning NO.
I like the first one better.
Which one? The sock or the no thing?
I like neither.
Who's "needer"? Is he/she someone who needs things?
No, it's neither. Wikipedia says:
Either/or means "one, or the other, but not both". Its negative is neither/nor, meaning "none of them".
Wait? weren't we on socks?
No we are on chairs.
No, about SOCKKKK!
WHAT SOCK? WHERE?
No where. Technically i'm not wearing anything.
NOTHING AT ALL?
well, except a sock.
It's not sock! It's sockkkk!
I see. And please, no saying i am blind, so you cannot see. I can see quite clearly, i have 20-20 vision, and i wear spectacles.
WHAT IS THERE NOT TO SEE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
It's the pronunciation of sockkkk you suck at.
It's pronounced sock-ke-ke-ke.
What about "not sock-ke-ke"?
That's not needed.
Exactly, so say "sock-ke-ke-ke."
Sock-ke-ke-ge.
NO YOU SAID IT WRONG WITH A GE!!!!
DOES IT SPELL SOCKKKGE?
NO IT SPELLS SOCK-K-K-K!!!!
BLARGFTL!
So am i supposed to say Sock-k-k-k then?
YES! SAY IT LIKE YOU DID JUST NOW, YOU KNOW SOCK-K-K-K!.
Ah, okay, let me take a deep breath *huuuuuuh*
IT LIKE YOU DID JUST NOW, YOU KNOW SOCK-K-K-K!!!!!!!!!!
I said it wooo.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It is sock-k-k-k!
Sock-k-k-k.[edit | edit source]
When typing it, do not get mistaken for typing sock0k0k0k. as 0 is near to -, you may get confused. But don't.
If you did, the pronunciation is sock-okay-okay-okay. or sock-ock-ock-ock. OR SOCKOKOKOK.
Which is all very confusing.
That's why we say SOCK-K-K-K!
Or Doc-ock-doc-ock.
Sock k k k[edit | edit source]
It has spaces and not liney things.
Do not get confused with sock-k-k-k. This is four words. That is one.
This is sock. First word is sock. EVERYBODY SAY SOCK!
Good. Now the second word is k.
And so is the third.
And fourth.
THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY...
But first say the four words
Sock
K
K
Gay.
N-OHHHHHHH!
Sock k k gay[edit | edit source]
When confused as "k" and "gay" sound similar, have almost the same pronunciations (kay and gay), you'd think they are the same thing.
Exactly corre... I mean wrong... what I meant to say is that I haven't eaten my breakfast yet.
No er... goodbye.
So anyway[edit | edit source]
The correct spelling is SOCKKKK. not a certain sockkkge. *cough* not going to point fingers *cough* you*cough*
The correct pronunciation is Sock-kay-kay-kay.
AND AFTER A MUCH-HEATED DEBATE, I DECLARE MY VERDICT:
NOT GUILTY...er...this is not a court...wait let me eat my breakfast.
Court is adjourned. On your way out, have a free sticker.
Goodbye.
As I was saying[edit | edit source]
Did you say that man wearing spectacles? it was like flying across the street!
So were his teeth. Um yar.
So anyway, have you been to the Sock shop....
SOCK? SOCK? SOCK???
THE CORRECT PRONUNCIATION IS SOCKKKK!
GAH. So yes, I have been to the sock shop but it's called the sockkkk shop.
Get it right or I'll kill you.
You who? doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. DOODOODOODOODOO-DOO DOO!
Da da. Dabadabada. Da ba ba ba da do.
Neep noop. Marp meep moop. Marp ma-meep moo mar mee.
Thank you sheep ensemble[edit | edit source]
On your way out, receive a free sticker. and a sock....kkk. Ah yes.
I am finally right. I was once left. But now right. I've always been waiting to be right for once.
But twice...? No, stay away from my fish cabinet.
They're all mine! my precious...
FISHSHSHSH! It's newer than SOCKKKK!
Woohoo for FISH-SH-SH-SH!