Safe

Safe is relative.

To what?

To efaS, that's what. I'm what! efaS is bad. But safe is good..... not that anyone is safe, ever... oh well

My aunt is a relative. well too bad there are aunteaters because she is not safe. She is definitely efaS. And I think I farted 3sad5me

Anyway, on the topic of safe......

One iguana was safe for almost .004 milliseconds, which beat the record for the longest time being safe since Jesus's, which was 8 centuries. This article is down the tubes. I brush my teeth twice a day. Tubas are definitely not banjos.

Anyway, on the topic of NOT CHEESE DOODLES,

There was once a safe. This safe thought it was safe from robbers and such. Then a Pastafarian beat it open with a hammer.

The NOT CHEESE DOODLE end.