Ooh how I love that thing called Sashimi. I Orda you to eat Sashimi!!!!! Just follow these 3454555553634562451234514545234523465563456 easy steps to successfully eat Sashimi:
1. Find some Sashimi and eat it
Go figure ^_^
Now that I ate it I Wonder... WHAT IS SASHIMI?
Sashimi was fist created by The king of Seafood
Sashimi is a delicacy enjoyed in many parts of what is now Illogiland, first created many eons ago by the founding fathers of Illogiland, Sashimi was first used a traditional type of root beer but after the natives of Illogiland discovered that it waz poisonous they re-thought their ideas behind Sashimi…They had many quarrels with what they wanted it to be used for, they all soon came to one single agreement brought up by the village retard, to use it as…………….(Drum Roll)……………………………...…….. A new brand of Viagra! Amazingly this new type of Viagra actually worked! Outstanding! A type of drug which did what it says it did! Thus the modern Sashimi waz born, this new type of trade made Illogiland rich and Sashimi waz soon famous nation-wide!
Alas, Sashimi was not thought to be a delicacy at first, but when they discovered that sashimi contained sugar, and lots of it too, people stopped eating it for a while, after rumors spread round that it caused malaria. Yes, malaria, how ironic.But luckily for the stock market of Illogiland all the rumours were found false, now isn't that god damn luck?
Modern uses of Sashimi
After the discovery off Viagra pills Sashimi everyone slowly lost interest in Sashimi but after years of work and toil Violin Joe (Who many now know as the mother of all Sashimi) discovered the most useful use for using Sashimi. Apparently, one day he and his son Viola Joe (They are big fans of socks)
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Anyway, one day Viola Joe discovered a new type of Sashimi, sugar Sashimi! This type of Sashimi waz sooooooooooo tasty that it waz put on the national flag of Sashimiland, USA. Sugar Sashimi waz soon the world’s number 1 food most likely to make you squeal; finally McDonald's has been beaten. After a few lab tests though, it had been found out that Sashimi actually is HEALTHY!!! After a shock all fat people in the world gave up on what waz once their ultimate food. After that Viola Joe had to declare bankruptcy, he soon wrote his memoirs, which later waz the cause of the Sashimi wars. Nowadays you can find Viola Joe a hobo on the streets, many times he tried to return to fame, one of his more known successes waz as Borat on the movie Borat. Yes! We ROCK! NOT!!!
- kakab (BUt not really, i mean how on mars is shish kakab related to sashimi