User:Dxpenguinman

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Dxpenguinman has attained 7 stars.   He knows how things work. Especially those monsters under your bed. My dog's chinese so SHUT UP!!! And now time for a gameshow at it's first destination! Advertising Epilepsy helps too.

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I AM THE PENGUIN MAN!!!!MUHAHAHA!!

Go you, Go you, It's your barfday!

Attack, my minion!

IT'S A ME!

HEY! THATS ME!

ABAJIGER!

Me at the age of 8, don't i look evil? Hey, a chainsaw...

NO ITS BUG BUNNY!

THATS NOT ME!!!

BUT OF COURSE, THAT's BUG BUNNY!

ARW YOU GOING OFF COURSE?

OH, WATCH OUT!!!!

BURNOUT!

OH, pretzels.

Dxpenguinman-ia? DXPENGUINMANIA! Sounds interesting, doesn't it?

Hi, the code to my bank account is 5555. Changes all the time.

PRETZELS

HUH, PRETZELS? OF COURSE, THEY ARE PRETZELS.

My articles

See here for previous articles.

101. You And Me

102. There is no fork No pun intended.

103. Spoonwards.

104. Firaga

The list is to be continued here.

105. I is m

106. How irregular

107. Weeeeeeeee!

108. Norway Man

109. Interviewing Your Shelf

110. I'll ask the questions here!

111. I'm dying!

112. The Darkness (Halloween contest entry) (EPIC)

113. IllogiCountry:Genericland

114. Death by sparrow

115. OH CHEESE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS.

116. Axe

117. A Normal Conversation

118. I has a cheezburger

119. Interviewing Your Health

120. Tender Lender Loaning Agency

121. HowTo: Be A Star

122. A Day In The Life Of A Retard

123. A Diary In The Life Of A Retard

124. Not possiblity

125. HowTo:Be Ambiguous

126. Protist

127. The shneevil one

128. Aztech

129. The Normal Case of Benjamin's Butt on... I'm BACK!

130. Pie Theory

131. Superhack

132. Writing A Story

133. Give Me Your Money

134. My pickle 3.1

135. Why the walrus?

136. Everybody will die.

137. Not so Fairy Tales

138. Back

139. This year's halloween entry. Don't even TALK TO ME about last year's. It failed like a submarine on the land. Oh yeah! FEATURED!

140. Conversation with Cleverbot

141. The story of Link

142. The Star Kid Theory

143. Corned Bean

144. Energy

145. Another guy

146. The Hat in the Cat

10 Reasons Why I Wrote 10 Reasons Why

I don't bother listing them. But i do bother listing the 10 Reasons Why's i wrote.

• 10 Reasons Why There Is A 10 Reasons Why
• 10 Reasons Why Y Is Not Why

When i review stuff that needs reviewing

My reviews are:

Believe it or not

The Almighty mackerel

Gom Gom Cho

All You Need To Know On Series

The All You Need To Know On Series will tell you all you need to know on stuff! And other stuff.

Also known as the AYNTKO. Witches and ants like to devour things.

I haven't done one of these in aaaages. I think i'll do one.

• AYNTKO: Bananas
• AYNTKO:You

Do you like pie?

Because i don't.

When i eat pie, i get these frenzies

My Ideas

AND A MEH.

SEE here

CHEH. I'm moving it and making it look nice and not ugly.

News has arrived to Antarctica, everybody!

Articles written by some penguin dude who is e-vile.

• Alien Spottings? Find out more!

• Does spelling cause spasms? Find out more!

• Hey, have you played Jiminy Cricket before? Try it today! So i can see you in pain

Awards

Yes, the section all devoted to awards.

Insane Award Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK

Pengu-insane Award Dxpenguinman says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a Penguin. Ah, but you aren't are a Deluxe penguin, so don't be too proud. Tis be a penguin, join us at the party, watch out for the wobbly penguin leg though. Wait, penguins have legs?

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Poll

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penguins

ballpoint penguins

guinpens

pencilguins

There was one vote since the poll was created on 20:24, 8 Octodest 2013.

poll-id 7FBEDC3EFDFFF2BD4D7A7B5F29E3C849

OOH, the poll thickens.

Fave articles

The best are in bold. Hey it's my opinion, don't complain. Well, you can rant on my talk page..but not on my user page.

• Slightly Below Average Man
• Trampolining
• Bckbye
• Lightbulbism
• The cows are acting suspicious
• I'll ask the questions here! i know it's mostly me editing, but hey other people edit it too!
• OH JEEZE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS.

I'll add more later. Thinking too much hurts.

Sig

Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • GAMESHOW!

Dxpenguinman, The Penguin Man, is an anagram for The Max Ending Pun, Meaning Pun. Don't blame me.

Hey, i just changed my sig!