Say your prayers, varmint

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You can say "your prayers" or you can say "varmint", but you cannot say them both. You have not yet developed the skill, wethinks. And that we learned from reading Shakespeare yesternight.

So that is the long and the short of it, lo there be prayers in this world and yet there be varmints. Yet it is a wild wild thing I do to hope that varmints will say prayers. Prayers? Nay, not those in the world who seek no solace? Surely no prayers will they say. And yet, Terminix they will hire, to off with the vermin once called varmints by they.

The Varmints went to market.

The Varmints went to sea.

Never a day did the Varmints sail that they did not think of me.

And Varmints in morning are married and Varmints in morning are free.

Yet Varmints will tarry and Varmints will spill, yet the Varmints will pray not a day.