Scarf juggling

This female model person looks like she could use a scarf. Or something.

Have you mastered juggling bowling balls, watermelons, and fire itself? Are you ready for a new challenge? Are you ready for
Scarf
Juggling. ?

Scarf juggling is like juggling the feelings of a bunch of elementary students who haven't gotten enough physical activity.

Scarf juggling is seen as a more diffcult form of juggling by those pessimistic enough to say "difficult" instead of "challenging" because of the high surface area-to-volume ratio of scarves. In most cases, this causes air resistance to overpower centripetal gravitation. To facilitate the activity, differential airflow chambers have been constructed in elementary schools, funded by propositional tax increases.

Experiments on the International Space Station are being planned to determine the feasibility of scarf juggling at greater surface gravity. If results are favorable, regular scarf juggling expeditions to Jupiter will be carried out, contingent on continued shortwave broadcasts.

Scarf juggling could also lead to the downfall of civilization. There is no way scarf jugglers would be able to survive a recession and the subsequent jobless recovery. (This is, of course, assuming that scarf jugglers have no other skills.) Scarves are also poor weapons in situations of self-defense, even though they will probably still get banned in the United Kingdom.