Civilization

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For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Civilization.
This isn't civilization, but it's pretty, and if you were naked, you would be able to feel all the green on your skin, but that would be gross, so make sure you're alone if you do that.

This is the article about civilization on a website that is for nonsense and randomness. Therefore, while it may look like it has content, in reality, it does not. Furthermore, if you're really into Philosophy and other silliness like that, you might make a distinction between an article and its content.

Therefore,

Wait for it...

What you are about to read is...

Civlilization...

And its discontents!

Ba dum tiss

(If you didn't get the joke it's a reference to a Freud book)

What is civilization good for?[edit | edit source]

Getting fish to Germany and Caribbean diseases to the Netherlands. But the latter makes you have to hire epidemiologists, and that's not such a good thing. Maybe this civilization thing isn't as cracked up as it is.

What is civilization bad for?[edit | edit source]

Main article: List of things that, along with their consequences, have been a disaster for the human race

Well, in a civilization you have to work, and it's not fun work, but real work, like in a desk or a cubicle. But then on the other hand, we have medicine, and if we didn't have medicine my thyroid would explode, so maybe we just have to put up with work and stuff. Bummer.