Schnap

A Schnap is a measure of Awesomeness named after Elvis Parsley. It is approximately equal to eleventy-nine numbers, though the exact number is unknown mainly because the wisest man on Earth, the only person capable of slamming a revolving door, is temporarily dead due to legal issues. When he is feeling better, somebody will probably ask him.

It should also be noted that Schnap is an endangered species, so anybody caught measuring Awesomeness with something else may or may not be cool.

WARNING: SCHNAP IS HIGHLY TOXIC, DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT CLOSELY RESEMBLES PIE!