The Scots used to be part of the world and were previously known to take part in Uber Scotland until an epidemic of gingervitus broke out and infected everyone there. Uber Scotland was then separated from the rest of the Uberworld and thrown onto a dank rock after falling off the back of its deportation lorry - there it remains snowy and wang-tastic.
Surprisingly the Scottish survived the onslaught of the gingervitus due too eating to many leprechauns but remained ginger forcing justified discrimination and ridicule.
What they get up to
Limb throwing and catsturbating.
Isn't this article meant to be about Scottish the language, as opposed to the Scottish people?
Jeez, you can't please anyone these days.