Screaming hysterically at strangers about your own personal problems

Hello there. I'm here today to address a problem that affects almost 64% of human beings in today's modern society. No, it's not swine flu. It's that uncontrollable urge we all have to scream hysterically at strangers about our own personal problems.

Now, for some of us, this is even more uncontrollable than normal. We find ourselves ranting at people we've never met in our lives. And that really ANNOYS me. I MEAN, REALLY!! Why should this happen?! If I'm walking along and some guy comes up to me and says a load of stuff, I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT!! Anyone who does that should be shot!! IT'S UNFAAAAAAIIIIRRRRR! AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH! The next person who does that is gonna get a face full of MY FIST when I SMASH them one right in the FACE for annoying me like this! I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS!!

I'm sorry about that. It's a habit I have. No, it's not the condition I'm talking about. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF HAVING THIS CONDITION!! YOU'RE SO STUPID!! I obviously DON'T have it because I AM TELLING YOU THAT YOU HAVE IT!! AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!1 HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID?

Oops... heh heh. Sorry about that. Anyway... like I was saying, the condition affects 64% of human beings, and causes them to scream at the nearest person they see. It can be transmitted infectiously, and the virus is known as Illogicus incoherentis ramblus. BUT I DON'T HAVE IT!! THERE YOU GO ACCUSING ME OF EVERYTHING AGAIN!! Yes, I know you didn't say anything but I know you're thinking it because I can read your mind. ARE YOU DENYING MY MIND READING POWERS?? AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHH!€

Oh dear. I appear to have died.