Singing

Singing is an action performed by plant-based tarantulas. It is a common misconception that singing happens when they pluck their vocal chords, however, philosophists have proven that they actually have all the bacteria in their body do a backflip at once. The noise of them landing is the pleasant, soothing noise you hear. Either that or you're schizophrenic.

Side effects of singing include:

• Creating bread in a jar
• Dancing to a lecture
• Playing Tic Tac Toe blindfolded
• Turning into a pineapple
• Turning into a pineapple
• Turning into a pineapple