Singing

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Singing is an action performed by plant-based tarantulas. It is a common misconception that singing happens when they pluck their vocal chords, however, philosophists have proven that they actually have all the bacteria in their body do a backflip at once. The noise of them landing is the pleasant, soothing noise you hear. Either that or you're schizophrenic.

Side effects of singing include: