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Batman[edit | edit source]
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Batman apparently denies having any affiliation with the Wonder Bread company, despite overwhelming evidence that he himself collected. When asked in an interview if he liked tea, he replied, "What?! No, I do not have an affiliation with the Wonder Bread company!".
Police are currently interrogating him using cheese torture and the forced wearing of brass hats. The latter is said to be particularly embrassing.
Update 2011[edit | edit source]
This year, for the first time ever, empathic virus carriers adopted the Biscuit Technique to extract teeth and information from Batman. As a byproduct of the recombinant DNA sifting, applications based on pumpkins have infested the mainframe and surrounds. Click.