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Snaaaaaake! Nooooo.

Makes a lovely luncheon sandwich, complete with orang-utan sauce and potato chippings. Simply marvellous.

It will, however, eat your babies. Serves you right for not following the cooking instructions on the skin.

Proof that evolution is rubbish: if snakes had really evolved for optimum efficiency, they would look like this.