Some Idiot Banging Two Rocks Together
Some Idiot Banging Two Rocks Together was the first music that ever existed. It was created in 119000 C.E. (Caveman Era) by Ai Mcüü. While the use of the term "idiot" might seem unfairly derogatory towards Mr. Mcüü, his supposed idiocy is considered important to the creation of Some Idiot Banging Two Rocks Together, and thus by proxy all music that ever existed since, because all of the smart people were busy hunting or whatever, and certainly not creating the first music.
Musical Score[edit | edit source]
bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk. bonk bonk. bonk bonk, bonk? bonk bonk bonk bonk-bonk bonk.
Sequels, Spinoffs, and Derivative Works[edit | edit source]
Some Idiot Banging Two Rocks Together Again[edit | edit source]
Later that day, Mr. Mcüü began banging two rocks together again. While this piece bore similarities to his previous, it differed principally in its more upbeat tempo and further exploration of staccato rhythms.
Some Blowhard Banging Two Rocks Together[edit | edit source]
This piece was created by Ega Mcwebuun, when he banged two rocks together in an affected, theatrical manner, in order to mock Mr. Mcüü's repeated banging of two other rocks together. In keeping with the exaggerated theatricality with which it was first performed, Some Blowhard Banging Two Rocks Together has a jaunty, lilting tempo, faintly reminding the listener perhaps of circus music.