Some Other Article I Just Made Up

Some Other Article I Just Made Up (March 1967—May 1999) was the less-famous brother of Some Article I Just Made Up. Spending most of his days working at Aldi while his sibling enjoyed the high life, the closest 'Some Other' came to fame was a section in the local newspaper reading "shop assistant suffers amusing mental breakdown".

Charity work

Indeed, Some Other's only redeeming feature was also eventually to be the cause of his death. He partook in many marathon events, raising decent amounts of money, despite the fact he usually fainted halfway through. He was even commended once by the mayor of Bacon Smell as "having a good attempt". Some Other also often humiliated himself to raise money for charity, though this was sometimes not made clear to the relevant authorities; he still holds the records for most arrests for indecent exposure in his county.

But this all fell down on him (literally), when he was crushed to death by a falling un-parachuted skydiver whilst taking part in one of his many races. All that was left of Some Other was a pile of fleshy goo. This wrecked Some Article with guilt and remorse, who for some reason on this occasion had insisted he ran on the left side of the track.

Did he know something he shouldn't have?

Now that is a good question.

Too good, actually, I don't have an answer.

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