Space ships

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“SPACESHIP!”

~ 1980s astronaut on his spaceship

Space ships are actually bananas. NASA has lied to you all along and have actually just been throwing the yellow fruits into the air to their certain oblivion.

History[edit]

In the 1890s, space ships were imaginary.

In the 1950s, space ships were real.

In 2014, space ships from the 1980s were Discordian.

However, all of them were bananas who have seen mudcrabs today and will not go into space today.