Discordianism

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The Sacred Chao, the symbol of Discordianism.

Discordianism is a religion/cult/hotdog bun/talking segway/Darth Vader leprechaun/electric blanket mobile, that believes that insanity and chaos is all that there is. (I mean, who wouldn't?) Fnord!

Origin[edit]

It started when a mystical stoner wizard recalled a few Greek myths, and saw infinity. "Futility is futile!" he said, while stroking his pet sea lion. "HAIL ERIS! HAIL BOB! HAIL STONES!" It looks a bit like a Xyzzy's brain on fnords. HOW DAR YE??? I'm not as think as you stoned I am!! Officer, I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem. (after this, the wizard was detained under Section II of the Mental Health Act)

Reading is bad[edit]

Discordianists are told to never beleive ANYTHING they read, not even this sentence... which is false. (actually its true..no wait) By this logic, a fellow discordianist is more likely to be swinging sideways fnord on the lampposts in Chocolate Valley at 4:00am, than to ask a public official "On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?"

23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23
5 5 5 5 5
F N O R D

My existence hurts.

Now for some more discordian wisdom[edit]

For more discordian bullshit wisdom, get you a copy of this here book!

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs -- like customs officials.

What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...

Did you know that if you were a kangaroo, you couldn't be a mailman?

TWISTER FOR MONEY, TWISTER FOR BLOOD!

Greetings, lowly citizen. I seek your PEZ!

We should build an Intel processor out of penguins. Fnord.

HENRY FNORD!!! Please change your mind, it's starting to smell.

Frogs are my favorite vegetable.

So long, and thanks for all the fish. VRRRWYYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMM!!!!111111111

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