Spamming a spam

Have you ever gotten spam? Do you want to do something about it? Trying spamming it back.

Candidates for spam spamming

You can't just spam any spam. The spam you spam must meet the following criteria:

1. In America: The spam must be in violation of the entire legal history of America and England. For example, canned spam can't be spammed, but uncanned spam can. Thus, spamming the scam is permissible. (Scamming the scam, on the other hand, is right out.) Most other places: Consult the relevant regulations.
2. The spam must be entertaining or high yield.

How to spam spam

The actual spam spamming process requires adherence to a precise set of steps.

1. Send out initial replies to determine the eligibility of the spam for spamming. (Safely.)
2. Get your friends or comrades to also spam the spam. (Safely.)
3. ??? Collect swine 200 km away or in a different country from the spammer's original location. (Safely.)
4. Profit (by reselling pork) (Safely.)

Can't we fight fire with fire by automating our spam spamming efforts?

That is a heretical idea.

See also

• What a spam deserves