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This spider was photographed in London, England in a suburban bedroom. As one can obviously tell from this picture, the spider is a white and fluffy specimen. Upon closer examination, a viewer will come upon a curious spiky blob upon the surface. These substances are referred to as spider feces and are often called cocaine as slang.

Spiders come in a variety of colours and are often killed to design keyboards and computers.

You can tell how old a person is by how many spiders they have swallowed whilst sleeping. Of course, a person cannot tell you this information; you have to cut them open and have a look.