Stan

Stan is probably the best of all the Satans, even though he is the youngest. But being the youngest makes it so he can see the errors of the ones that came before him. Now sadly unlike Bunny Satan, he will be brought down to Hell, as he is a full human. But they prophecy says that he can be spared, if he, ingests 90 Liters of goat semen.

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