Stethoscope
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“Stethoscopes truly arrEe ag FLRMBDRFGRSCH-”
A stethoscope is an interesting little doohickey that flips the flop on toad garsch. Stethoscopes are commonly used to use stethoscopes to use using stethoscopic use. The most delectable part of a stethoscope is often considered to be the eponychium. Flapjack. Stethoscopes were popularized by Annabel Talloer, a woman widely renowned for not existing, in her book titled I Wonder What That Golf Ball's Appendix Tastes Like.
Notable Antics[edit | edit source]
In 1766 Henri Rottweiler put a stethoscope in stasis and sent it to the moon. In 420 BCE Robin Williams ate 7 stethoscopes in an effort to remain celibate.
“I will drink no stethoscope before it's time.”
When Henry the Eighth declared war on Finland in 1573, he had stethoscopes stapled to his head to look more fearsome. In 2266 BCE, Pharoah Namby Pamby the third populated entire cities with stethoscopes. Ben Franklin mailed a stethoscope to the Emperor of China in 1329.
“When they made the Addams Family movie, I knew it was all over for stethoscopes.”