Stinky Chinese Monkey Farts

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Once the American program to weaponize doggie farts, a Geneva Convention-violating horrible idea first conceived by Saddam Hussein during the clone wars, then appropriated by George Bush and improved with accurate delivery and fungus-killing stench, was exposed, the Chinese embarked on a counter-program they call Stinky Chinese Monkey Farts (臭豆腐中国猴屁).

Charged howler and rhesus monkeys are launched into crowds or grouped military personel, dispersing their stinky farts and causing death and mayhem.