Strabismus

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Strabismus is an eye condition hard to say with a lisp. It is a highly contagious viral infection that can be spread when a lisper spits, sneezes, or talks. It can also be transmitted via Vaseline, diapers, diaper rash, swimming pools, and electricity.

Symptoms[edit | edit source]

Crossed or wandering eyes

Lisp

Diaper rash

Treatment[edit | edit source]

Like with amblyopia, you wear an eyepatch.

Risk factors[edit | edit source]

Being named Lily (All babies named Lily have it)

Young age

Shyness

Lisps

See also[edit | edit source]

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