Super Mario 64
"This game really is great, I broke my TV 30 TIMES!"[edit | edit source]
— Some random person in 1997
After the success of *Mario Adventure 2*, Miyamoto decided it was time to work on another game called *Super Mario 64*.
THE STORIE[edit | edit source]
After Mario and Luigi go on separate paths, Mario decides that he should go to the Farlands from Minecraft.
Bowser decides to kidnap Luigi, and NOW YOU GOTTA SAVE HIM!
The writers didn’t even know what they were doing! This game is an absolute mess!
The Betas[edit | edit source]
People decided to break into the Nintendo HQ and steal a bunch of copies of early versions of the game. How rude!
In the 1991-5-2 build of the game, you could see that Steve Minecraft and the Splatoon woman were supposed to be playable characters.
Fun Facts![edit | edit source]
- Did you know that Mario shouts "WE-GOT-A-VICTORY-ROYALE" instead of the misheard "It's-a-me, Mario"?
- Did you know "Dire Dire Money" was made because of Miyamoto’s financial struggle when he was 3 years old, working on the hit game *Super Brothers On!* for the Atari 3000?
- Did you know you can get sued if you don’t play the game?
- Do you love apples? (yes)
Competitors
- Super Mario 64 had a wide range of competitors, including:
- ROBOT 64: A video game where you play as a robot with smelly pants navigating an underwater world!
- CROK!: ...What is *Crok*?
- ROBLOX: ...What am I even putting on this list?
- Tim Cook The Video Game: Treat your workers horribly!
THE WII RELEASE
The Wii release (no, not your Wii-Wii) was very bad. OG players said that if you respect the OGs, you should not buy the re-release of the game.
Players made a song called "Super Mararararario Super Mar, Super Io!" to rival Nintendo's re-release of the game.
There was also a "MAR-TUAH!" rivalry to make the game exclusive to the OGs.