TRICK OR TREAT!!1

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TRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICK OOOOOOOOOOOR TREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAT!!!!!!!!!


THE FOLLOWING STORY IS TRUE[citation needed]

Alright, so these kids just came over to my house and knocked on the door, and I'm like "what do you want"? And then I look closely at them and they're all dressed up in these weird costumes. One of them has some kind of mask on, and the other one has red ink all over his face, in a failed effort to create the effect of blood. So anyway, the one with the mask asks me "D0 U HAV SUM SW33TS OR CH0KLIT 2 GIV UZ??//?!11!1" so then I'm like "GTFO". Now the kid with the red ink on his face looks a bit confused, and stares blankly at me, holding up a bag that says "CHAWKLUT AND SW33TS". And then I'm all like "WTF I SAID NO".

But they still continued, and a big line of kids with bad costumes formed behind them, all with their own bags, hoping to get some ch0klit and sw33ts. A cacophony (LOL BIG WORD) of screeching voices shouting "TR1CK 0R TR33T!!11" sounded. Forget that time I was in that haunted house with those three-headed mutant zombies, this is the truly scary thing about Halloween. But then...

I FIRED MY LAZOR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHH

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