Talk:Armchair

What the godhead? I wrote this? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:19, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Come on! let's sing it!

Armchair, armchair, I love you

Armchair, armchair, you love me too

It's funny how I

Develop such a fondness for inanimate objects

Like this armchair

OK, that first verse managed to rhyme

But this second one? No, I haven't the time!

Armchairs are very good for sitting in on cold winter days

And I don't know much else

You obviously beat the very likes of a footstool

As well as a standard chair

Because it's true you are the only one which possesses any arms

And is good for watching sports in

If being a piece of furniture was an Olympic sport

Then you'd undoubtedly win gold

For armchair, you.... are.... the....

best in show!

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Contrib...wait, wrong sign! 04:45, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)