Let's sing it!
Armchair, armchair, I love you
Armchair, armchair, you love me too
It's funny how I
Develop such a fondness for inanimate objects
Like this armchair
OK, that first verse managed to rhyme
But this second one? No, I haven't the time!
Armchairs are very good for sitting in on cold winter days
And I don't know much else
You obviously beat the very likes of a footstool
As well as a standard chair
Because it's true you are the only one which possesses any arms
And is good for watching sports in
If being a piece of furniture was an Olympic sport
Then you'd undoubtedly win gold
For armchair, you.... are.... the....
best in show!